Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Raining cats and dogs

As correctly stated, this is a literal phrase dating from 17th century England. Back in the day, peasants used what little land they owned for crops and such, so could not afford to keep cats and dogs on their land. As a result, people used to keep their animals on the thatched roofs of their cottages. When it rained heavily, the thatching became very perilous and slippery, causing the cats and dogs to fall off!

Oh golly, it sure is raining cats and dogs old chap!

by NickR June 22, 2005

Road Dog

getting a blow job from the passenger while you are driving

Hey it's a long trip, how about you hook me up with a road dog?

by Faceeater June 25, 2010

Hot Slaw Dog

The erotic act of engaging in deep anal sex, and then continuing the activity to deep oral sex which causes regurgitation on the breasts of your partner, and upon the emergence of regurgitation deep and hard chest sex begins, smothering the penis in vomit.

Dude, I Hot Slaw Dogged her hard last night.

by Slaw Dogger July 9, 2009

backdoor bone dog

A specific variation of the act of coppulation, where as the contributing party (usually being male) assumes a saddled position over the receiving party (usually female or sometimes domestic animal) and proceeds to "give the dog a bone" rectally.

I owned it, backdoor bone dog 180 tailside powerslide grab and rode it all the way to town.

by DirtyD November 4, 2004

Fillipino hot dog

When you have anal sex with a Fillipino female in the doggy style position. The female tightly clenches her buttocks as the male cums in her rectum. Later she defecates and places the poop in a steaming hot dog bun. The delectable delight is then eaten by both partners at the same time.

After engaging in the Fillipino hot dog, both John and Jill enjoyed the hot dog they made. But later needed to brush their teeth 7 times.

by brownboy14 April 21, 2010

raw dog

When two guys penetrate a girl at the same time )front and back door), and they feel the movement of their unit against the other guy's unit.

The sensation felt during a raw dog helps to keep your dick from feeling lonesome inside a large woman.

by Dixie Rekt September 17, 2005