red eye stinger

When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.

1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.

2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!

by McAssNigga July 1, 2016

Simply Red

An English R&B group from Manchester England. Fronted by a white carrot top looking lead singer named Mick Hucknall.

God that simply red is so good I can’t believe that they are fronted by a white dude, he sound like a Black man trapped I. A white boy body.

by Western Tunesmith February 24, 2021

Red

A name to call a person that makes you see the world in rose colored glasses. They have a powerful nature and are one of the coolest people you'll meet.

"Wow she's a real Red in my life, when I'm around her all my problems disappear! "

by Jane_Rose November 14, 2022

red buff

Legitimately fucking your mom until my throbbing cock gets red and bloody.

"I fucked your mom until I got red buff."

by dazzeq August 28, 2020

The Red Show

A band from Glasgow named after the days of a month when a woman bleeds!

That band The Red Show smell funny!

by kilmarnock378 November 24, 2011

Red

A color on the rainbow that is scientifically proven to suck in comparison to blue

Red is a color

by Blue GOD May 19, 2019

Anchorage Red Light

Noun meaning:

1) A signal at a traffic intersection that may be taken as a mere suggestion of stopping your vehicle

2) An opportunity to speed up and get through an intersection because you are a very important person doing important person things

3) Meh.

The light turned green for me a few seconds ago but I better not move because looks like that yellow taxi has an Anchorage Red Light.

by Bernies2Mittens February 18, 2023