Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Butt nut

Butt nut is when you put water in your ass with a shower and then i then it drops out again after a while.

i had a nasty butt nut an now my undies are wet

by YeetBoye April 16, 2018

Indiana nut

When you haven't nutted in so long your nut breaks the sound barrier

I've been on vacation with the bros for so long, when I get home I'm gonna Indiana nut

by jfay May 27, 2018

poo nut baby

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby

Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"

by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017

Deez Nuts

Something you say when you are out of ideas or when you think you are funny.

You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts. Ha! Gotem.
Friend : Ffs

by ThiccJuan31 December 13, 2017

fridge nut

When you have cold balls

“I have fridge nuts!”

by Nicolicious2020 December 16, 2017

licking nuts

When you lick the flavor off of your nuts
Could be from trees or other,depending on situation

She sat down after the call, and started licking nuts

by kiitybarmeow December 17, 2017