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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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Schmapple Jacked

When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018
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Jack

A person whose dick is so enormous it does not fit their pants.
"Did you see jack"
"yeah his dick is huge"
by JJ101905 November 29, 2021
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jack blacker

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically blackjack and poker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013
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that jack jones

That one lad who lives in Runcorn who everyone knows for some reason
Oh My God ITS THAT JACK JONESSSSS
by Does my name really matter March 20, 2017
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Jack

Most unsuccessful man you will ever meet.
His name must be Jack, kid can't win
by mikeenglish2015 September 28, 2025
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Jack Ma’ed

To be told off, disappear and return under suspicious circumstances.
He’s been Jack Ma’ed, what a strange situation
by AJSGP January 20, 2021
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