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John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
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John

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.
by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025
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John

John is one of the categories in the John Chart™.
John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous.
If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them,
they will always be there in your darkest moments
Person 1: James is such a nice guy, and he's so funny too!
Person 2: Yes! He's such a John.
by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023
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Johns Gravy

When you go to the John with a case of the wet shits and the toilet water looks like your Aunt Gina's gravy
Travis: Hey man, you said you stomach hurt earlier. Are you doing any better?
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left
by mushroom_on_jupiter June 19, 2022
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John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off
“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith
by Psyducknachos February 22, 2025
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slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018
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John

John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole
You lie to much, don’t be such a John
by #1 John hater December 2, 2023
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