A wild night of sexual adventure where nothing is off limits and things could get a bit weird. Bearded ladies, inverted sexual positions, fire breathing midgets and mayonnaise are often present during a 'sex carnival.'. Though injuries may occur, that which does not kill you shall only make you stronger.
Guy 1: Dude, you look like shit...what happened to your face?
Guy 2: I had a girl to the house last night and got tangled up in a wicked sex carnival. I'd rather not talk about it
Guy 2: I had a girl to the house last night and got tangled up in a wicked sex carnival. I'd rather not talk about it
by HandTurkee February 2, 2010
Get the Sex Carnival mug.the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.
Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.
But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
by PoPoPoPoPoPoPo February 23, 2009
Get the unicorn sex mug.Pancake sex is when you pour maple syrup on a naked woman/man and put freshly made pancakes of any kind on her/his back/stomach.
You then proceed to eat the pancakes on his/her back/stomach (preferably without any utensils, which could cause complications and trips to the hospital) until you feel finished.
You then lick the syrup from any part of the body of your/his/her choosing.
And at anytime, you may preform sexual intercourse on your partner.
You then proceed to eat the pancakes on his/her back/stomach (preferably without any utensils, which could cause complications and trips to the hospital) until you feel finished.
You then lick the syrup from any part of the body of your/his/her choosing.
And at anytime, you may preform sexual intercourse on your partner.
"I spread the syrup all over her luscious tits, getting ready to preform the delicious Pancake Sex" - Dirty Boy
by GentlemanChapNuts May 29, 2011
Get the Pancake Sex mug.When a man/woman is usually on their hands and knees(doggy style) or sometimes standing up, and they get a big hard cock up their ass. Some women like it, and some women can't stand the pain. The reason some people like it is because they like the feeling of having a cock in the back. And guys like it because it's tight, and can sometimes feel better than vaginal sex.
1: My boyfriend pounded my tight ass last night! His cock was so big, and it felt so fricken good!
2: Kyle sat on Caleb's d*ck and slowly went up and down.
3: Carol got on her hands and knees and begged her boyfriend for anal sex.
4: Gabe loves giving his girlfriend anal, because he loves pounding her tight as* with his huge hard cock.
2: Kyle sat on Caleb's d*ck and slowly went up and down.
3: Carol got on her hands and knees and begged her boyfriend for anal sex.
4: Gabe loves giving his girlfriend anal, because he loves pounding her tight as* with his huge hard cock.
by a regular girl July 19, 2009
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Yo man she whipped my ass harder than Tom Robinson "what the hell how did you get aroused to that when my mom whoops my as I go 12 to 6 nigga real quick" "fuck bondage sex"
by Bong Warrior June 12, 2015
Get the Bondage Sex mug.Dude, The sex was the best kinky sex in the world that I have scars on my back and I screamed at the end.
by Dr.Kink April 28, 2010
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<Paris> Don't tell your girlfreind we slept together.
<Me> What do you mean don't tell my girlfriend I cheated on her?
<Me> She'll find out when I give her Gonorrea!
<Paris> That's hot!
2) Boy George really made dove's cry... Giving them all those sex diseases...
<Paris> Don't tell your girlfreind we slept together.
<Me> What do you mean don't tell my girlfriend I cheated on her?
<Me> She'll find out when I give her Gonorrea!
<Paris> That's hot!
2) Boy George really made dove's cry... Giving them all those sex diseases...
by Liberal Wacko May 10, 2006
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