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Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.
by Churchalisous March 27, 2019
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Penis

A private area on a mans body which provides a man to have kids with another women. Without a penis you can’t let sperm out of your body and the testicles ejaculate the sperm exiting out of the top of a mans penis and wherever the tip of your penis is.
Women: It’s time

Man: YES FINALLY *pulls down trousers whips out penis and pushes in and out of the Women’s Vagina*
by BlackMan-1234567890 March 28, 2019
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Penis

Damn, He has a huge penis
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Pakman Penis

When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!
Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!
by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019
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Crème de la penis

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis
by Lol💋🍬 April 5, 2019
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Penis

Something that girls like the most unless they are lesbian! If it’s too big girls enjoy the most and if it’s small then that boy can never get a girl!
You can’t get a girl if don’t have a big and large penis!
by Dirty_Dick April 8, 2019
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The thing that men have and it creates children
by 007630reeee? April 11, 2019
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