real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage

Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself

by Wiley j June 21, 2017

life

yeah i know its a joke

human: what is LIFE's purpose?
god: nothing

by im going insane HELP May 14, 2024

Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch

life’s a beach now life’s a bitch

by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019

Life-lapse

Occurs when an individual carries on with an activity they were doing recently in the past (a few minutes, several hours, the day before, etc.) in present time without realizing that they already completed the activity; the individual almost immediately recognizes that they are not doing what they originally had set in mind to do, but instead are repeating a previous activity and/or routine from before. The individual usually has to back track and/or reorient themselves in order to continue with their original task after realizing that they were momentarily living in the past instead of focusing and acting or reacting in the present. A natural phenomenon that can occur when an individual is neither paying attention to nor actively focusing on what exactly they are supposed to be doing and instead allow muscle memory to momentarily take over and carry out the task for them, despite realizing thereafter that the task was done incorrectly because the body was not performing the same task that the individual was trying to accomplish.

I was just trying to finish this math problem when suddenly I had a life-lapse and had to rework the problem because I forgot what I was doing.

by War&Ruin August 31, 2018

Life

A worthless thing.

Whats the meaning of life to die

by CRack koke October 7, 2021

Life

The thing you have to go through everyday, the same pain again and again. Its the feeling of when you want to not have it, but you have to. You cant just buy a gun under 18. Just total pain.

some faggot: Hey IjeskrewRB MC,
Do you want to play CS:GO?

IjeskrewRB MC: I dont have a good life, so yeah sure.

by Ijeskrew October 16, 2018

life

something.
don't think you don't have enough time.
(unless its an exam, then you can rush)

life.
deal with it.

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhø April 8, 2019