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poopy fart face

Person 1: gets killed by person 2
Person 1: continues to call person 2 a poopy fart face
by PixelGMR November 4, 2019
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mouldy fart

Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.
Person 1: Im going to shave my head.

Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.

Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.
by Actual Ltd. May 19, 2024
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Dick Fart

That moment when your dick farts and makes a funny wet sound
DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
by greenbean219 April 16, 2022
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havana farting la

The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good
by Havana farting la May 3, 2018
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Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
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Down to fart

When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.
DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!
by Jesusprice11 September 8, 2016
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Fondling the Fart Cloud

Yo Gwen, look at DJ Fondling the Fart Cloud
by rjtwilight69 January 19, 2024
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