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valleys commando

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping
Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.
by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013
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brat commander

A bossy person who lacks a sense of responsibility. They are either narcissistic or come from narcissistic families where the blame for problems is always shifted downwards. These people seem to be incapable of associating authority with responsibility. They do not understand that taking charge means taking the ultimate responsibility. They associate power and authority with privilege and self-indulgence instead of responsibility and service. They typically go around blaming everyone but themselves for the problems their actions create.
The company's board of directors fired the chief executive after they discovered he was a brat commander who was always blaming subordinates for the company's problems.
by Cumbre Vieja May 3, 2014
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Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.
Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.
by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015
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Steering committe

The steering committee has desided what they like for lunch.
by killlakillnude August 10, 2015
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Suburban Commando

by Ru-Kasu September 11, 2015
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Boomerang comment

A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.
*Filthy comment you missed*

A couple of seconds later...

"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."
by People upset me. November 6, 2015
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Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!
by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016
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