Elbow Dick

The condition in which a penis is bent so terribly bad that it resembles the shape of an elbow. At which point it is conveniently used to fuck objects around corners, at random angles and frequently to tap people on the opposite shoulder so they look the other way and no one is really there.

Example 1: "I nailed that bitch from under the bed with my elbow dick son."

Example 2: "I fuck a bitch sideways with my elbow diiiick."

by Gogsyn December 8, 2009

dicking around

playin around, not bein serious

yo, stop dicking around and do ya job, ya lazy bum!

by da madd scientist October 30, 2003

cinnasucking dick

When, in order to achieve maximum dryness, a girl precedes sucking a dick with a tablespoon full of ground cinnamon.

"I was wearing a condom, and she hated latex. So I told her she best be cinnasucking dick; she sucked me dry."

by H5S January 19, 2008

Massive dick

Piers Morgan.

Piers Morgan is a massive dick.

by frimfram January 10, 2021

Dick boi

A guy only acts tough or hard around girls.

Chris: he's such a dick boi
Charles: I know he only acts like that around girls

by YSL CHRIS April 11, 2016

innie dick

A circumsized penis that is usually pretty short to begin with, when in an extremely flaccid state (i.e. when thinking of Babs Streisand naked) the head recedes into its own wrinkled shaft producing a button dick effect.

Overheard in a locker room "Hey man what you got there? An Innie Dick?"

by derwentasswater January 13, 2009

Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

by Stein Man May 4, 2008