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Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
by Xyrenax October 16, 2025
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TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020
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Bestie Time is the Best Time

Bestie time is the Best Time is a phrase that we use to describe a time when we are gonna be seeing our besties!
by JIMMY JOHN JOE JIM BOP February 28, 2022
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one bottle at a time

Solving your issues one bottle of beer/liquor/wine at a time.
Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.
by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021
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Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.
me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time
by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023
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Sexy time

An activity where one performs sexual behaviors.
"Gee, I'm so sore from all the sexy time I had this weekend"
by Hannah gold December 6, 2016
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Peaceful Time

A time when 60 year old people get vagazzled
As in General Hospital, where she’s horny and almost kills her husband— and having a peaceful time
Also remember when Kylie Jenner had a stripper pole
by Goou November 23, 2019
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