When you go to the John with a case of the wet shits and the toilet water looks like your Aunt Gina's gravy
Travis: Hey man, you said you stomach hurt earlier. Are you doing any better?
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left
by mushroom_on_jupiter June 19, 2022
Get the Johns Gravymug. To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".
At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!
When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.
When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.
by Truman33 January 22, 2025
Get the John Fettermanmug. John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.
by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021
Get the John F. Kennedymug. Only for me
Me used that big cock so stop using it only for me
Johne is a sentance wich means that you have used the cok and its only for you
Johne is a sentance wich means that you have used the cok and its only for you
by anonymous October 26, 2020
Get the johnemug. Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
Get the Michael St Johnmug. Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018
Get the slapping your johnmug. John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole
by #1 John hater December 2, 2023
Get the Johnmug.