He is the thiccest man in existence the sound of his asscheeks clapping is louder than Thor smacking the fuck out of a mountain if i was gay id tap that ass we do not stop until nightfall
by IsBadAtMath November 6, 2023
Get the John Gallagher IIImug. Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018
Get the slapping your johnmug. John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.
by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021
Get the John F. Kennedymug. Only for me
Me used that big cock so stop using it only for me
Johne is a sentance wich means that you have used the cok and its only for you
Johne is a sentance wich means that you have used the cok and its only for you
by anonymous October 26, 2020
Get the johnemug. Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
Get the Michael St Johnmug. by Psyducknachos February 22, 2025
Get the John Smithmug. by Mickmackclack April 6, 2021
Get the Discord Johnmug.