Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

trey area got fleeced

bro got fleeced in fantasy💀

trey area got fleeced💀💀

by kidcudi30 October 24, 2023

Forgot the Iron Fleet

To overlook an obvious, easily foreseeable or predictable consequence of one’s actions.

“He decided to carjack a guy in a parking lot with tire shredders that he stepped over when he walked in.”
”Oh … he really forgot the Iron Fleet.”

by Smartnership November 18, 2023

Long Live The New Flesh

Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.

Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”

(Television does some gnarly magic trick)

Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”

by LafufuLover69 March 2, 2024

Eegy Beegy Eggs and Fleegy

A saying.

Eegy Beegy Eggs and Fleegy! Have you seen the Beegy Beegy!

by LobterClobter March 10, 2024

Skin for the Flesh Tanks

A sacred act involving cutting off and offering one's flesh and skin to the Flesh Tanks.

"Skin for the Flesh Tanks"

Like Shark Tank but fleshier and more skin
"A worthy offering to the Flesh Tanks."
"The Flesh Tanks demand more skin."

by anonymous March 22, 2024