washing the chicken

An expression used when you want to get out of a situation

Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law

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skin the chicken

Male masturbation so vigerous and violent, you rub the skin off. Eventually using blood as lubrication.

"Careful bro, you don't wanna skin the chicken. I haven't been able to rub one out since"

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Girl to Guy: "Marinade this chicken!"

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Hey wanna come out today

No I gotta jerk my chicken

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Used to describe the perfect boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse. Interchangeable with boyfriend, girlfriend and spouse.

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When the male cums in a woman vagina and she proceeds to drag it along the floor while being chased by the male with a chess board

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The couple was engaged in foreplay, when one of them suggested they lubricate their genitalia by " spitting on the chicken".

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