Fat

Being so heavy that when you get in a car it dents the chair

HELP THE FAT IS UPON ME HE IS TRYING TO GIVE ME A HUG BUT I AM SUFFERCATING HELP AHHHH *slowly drifts until he can not breathe in belly fat*

by Boobs are thic and juciy April 30, 2021

fat wank

the urge to release thy juice from the beast

john: how was your day
me: not good i need a fat wank

by hbdsuhfbu May 6, 2021

Fat bitch

Something j nandez likes to fuck

“Look j-nastys fuckin another fat bitch”

by A jewis May 8, 2021

fat

You weigh to much

He ate to many glizzys so he got fat

by Ethebee May 10, 2021

big fat bonks

big fat boobs but funnier

That girl over there has big fat bonks.

by PotatoButter95 July 11, 2022

big fat crayon

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.

That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!

by KrisGriffin July 13, 2022

fat

dad

dads are fat

by orsleep July 13, 2022