Right off the bat

Very quickly,something that will last short.

Did you knew that a civil war that happened a long a time ago,lasted only 15 minutes?Totally right off the bat.

by Toa Pohatu April 20, 2017

with feet off the ground

so happy that one's joy knows no bounds.

She noised it abroad with feet off the ground that she had landed a lucrative job at long last.

by uttam maharjan January 30, 2010

Jerk-Off Hands

When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.

Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?

Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.

Bill: Jerk-Off Hands

Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS November 21, 2010

step off winky

Used to tell someone to back off, or back away.

Brad: Dude you stink
James: Step off Winky..

by Tyrone Bone November 29, 2007

jerk-off artist

1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.

3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation

2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.

1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.

What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist

by RevelationToRevolution January 10, 2008

Rub one off

Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.

Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2019

cutting someone off

1. to interrupt someone while they're talking

2. to cut in front of someone on the road

Guy: (being dragged by the police) He cut me off!
Cop: Cutting someone off isn't a crime!
Guy: No, the other kind of cut me off!

Cutting someone off is only a crime if it's on the road.

by frabrizio December 19, 2017