one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

by People Eater October 3, 2017

Hitting one to the upper deck

Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet

I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise

by gdollar January 3, 2004

One Stop Tech Forum

A forum that puts everything tech related in one place.

one stop tech forum tech forums mac vs pc bluray Movies discussion music

by cpu84 April 11, 2010

just like a bought one

Said just on completion of fixing or enhancing an item up to a standard that could be bought or purchased from a shop. Often has a tone of slight sarcasm regarding the fixed or enhanced item.

After fixing the broken chair leg with gaffa tape, Bob proudly said "Just like a bought one"...

by Wollinator February 20, 2008

One eyed beaver finder

The thing that dangles down to a mans knee if he is blessed by god and hung like a moose.

As the one eyed beaver finder got a wiff of its prey, its covertly dove in for the kill.

by date finder July 13, 2016

having one off the wrist

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate

I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

by Wanglerz July 23, 2017

Five Guys One Milkshake

Five guys one milkshake is the fine art of 5 men ejaculatong multiple times in a large glass. After multiple sessions of these men ejaculating in the glass they make a girl drink it. This method of insane erotica is commonly seen in
Pornography
Rihanna music videos

Keeping up with the Kardashians

Ellen

And is mostly used when a group of small white ninth graders try and make fun of you're typical blonde girl stereotype

"Yo dude we got that one girl to take part in a Five Guys One Milkshake orgy"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 12, 2016