Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.

Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.

by Spergs June 25, 2023

Down the road

Incarcerated in jail/prison

Them boys down the road, they be home soon.

by Vicious Villain July 16, 2023

Throwing down

“Throwing down” means to set the standard, according to popular Internet creator MadeBySillo

I told my family I was “throwing down” in the kitchen and they didn’t believe me

by MondoTheOnce January 06, 2024

throwing down

chomping down on a lot of food really fast

Casey makes a big plate of green beans, ribs, potatoes, and macaroni. She starts eating it super fast with super big bites.
Jason watching her: Damn Casey’s throwing down that food

by lollltree1 October 09, 2019

Down Periscope

Erection recession.

"O man Emily's smokin tonight, I'm chubbing up. Wait... here comes Martha. Down periscope."

by Jerk of Iron May 27, 2021

Down Periscope

Used when two or more males are in tight living conditions. One is changing and yells down periscope when removing underwear to warn the other(s)that boxers, briefs, or other type of underwear is being removed.

Bob: Down Periscope!!!
Jim: Dude thanks for the warning me cause I was so just looking at your gay ass.

by Ihasn December 16, 2007

Down Periscope

The act of going down on a woman only to ineptly go eye to ass. Generally associated with intoxication and accompanied by a case vicious pink eye the following morning.

Damn man, last time I was at your place o tried going down on my girlfriend and woke up the next morning with pink eye. Oh you mean a down periscope.

by Pink Eye Anonymous January 18, 2018