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john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.
mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!
by big bb gib February 19, 2009
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John B

A big beautiful person that has lots of friends and all species are attracted to him
Jessica: OMG my boyfriend is such a john b
tami: OMG girl your so lucky!
by BananaBoi11 October 10, 2022
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John

John Is BLACK….
OMG IT’S A JOHN, WE GOTTA CATCH HIM
by SEXY_BOI November 25, 2021
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john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.
Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!
by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021
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John

Coolest Name Ever
John never Cena better name
John is so gorgous
by Plundered May 12, 2022
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John Aldrete

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.
Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!
by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018
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