now yoga

a phrase where you need to relax after finishing a conversation or when you’re in deep utter shit and you’re trying not to panic.

“ugh shes such a bitch”

“anyways, now yoga 🧘 ♀️ “

by 3thooba October 20, 2020

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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

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Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.

Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.

by Devoooo March 14, 2021

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nose yoga

taking cocaine

The kitchen at the party was full of people doing nose yoga

by oohAhhPete February 14, 2021

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Paramahansa yogananda

Author of autobiography of a yogi. His most famous book. He's a monk who met other monks that could levitate and defy death such as the deathless guru babaji. His guru sri yukestwar was amazing and has a woke asf book called the holy science all about the 2012 prophecy. Pretty dope. Paramahansa was so Saint like it's rumored you could see God in his eyes.

Hey dude paramahansa yogananda is rumored to have been stealing all the white bitches in the west with his new kryia yoga , what a baller

by Shitty alchemy July 18, 2021

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