whalesbian

Gay-community slang for a fat person, usually just for a fat lesbian girl.
Generally accepted as a non-insult, unless the fat person is offended by the fact they're fat.

A: Omg, you ordered 5 Big Macs???
B: Yeah, that should be enough for a snack.
A: Damn, no wonder you're turning into a whalesbian.

by bobtail January 24, 2012

Oh Whale

A term used in sentences, when it's depressing, but not awful. A comedical sibling to oh well

Man, I really wanted to go bowling, but I got sick. Oh whale.

by tejtakespics October 3, 2016

Tits on a Whale

1) An exclamation of surprise or shock, similiar to dayum.
2) A dismissal of something unhelpful or useless

1) A) I just won a new car!
B) Tits on a whale, that's sweet!
2) A) Hey guys, I can play "flight of the bumblebee" at 320bpm!
B) Yeah, except you've wasted your life learning a skill which is as useful as tits on a whale.

by the evil edge October 3, 2008

safety whale

An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.

Yo, that chick was diggin' on me but then her safety whale stepped in and busted my game!

by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003

whaler's license

A license needed to attract females that are heavyset

"Damn you check that chick out?"
"Hell no, I'd need a whaler's license for that shit"

by Stephen & Matt June 11, 2006

Whalenika

Whalenika can run up to 100 feet long and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.

Did you know whalenika caused another tsunami crashing all the tectonic plates.

by Nicole 🦄 September 3, 2022

whale jumping

A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.

-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...

by dj espu November 14, 2007