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Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.
Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.
by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021
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California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.
I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!
by Spagghetron April 1, 2017
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Lunge Waffle

That one kid who thinks he knows everyword so you make up a fake word to fuck with him
by Michael_Haze August 21, 2016
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Waffle Time

a **really** sex(y) man who has a huge horse cock
p1: who is the best youtuber?
p2: Waffle Time
p1: true
by Meru da Beru December 1, 2021
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Thot Waffle

The absolute worse guy/girl you can meet. Basically the encarnation of lucifer.
Omg that guy is such a thot waffle.
by TwM234 April 14, 2017
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Neo Waffle

When your waffle is in the toaster and it explodes sending an electrical current into your waffles giving them extra flavour
That Neo Waffle was bomb af
by NeoWaffleMaker May 17, 2016
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Cock waffle

Being a fan of a very disliked team.
Bob: Aye, mate. George is a fan of the St. Louis Blues.

Jack: Oh, what a cock waffle that George is.
by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019
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