by Jcrxoxox December 14, 2014
Get the Sweater vest mug.An Easter egg delivering queer chariot. these are the choosen steed of the born again scooterist in a mid-life crisis often over adorned in cheap and nasty chrome products,lights,mirrors,easter eggs and shod in white wall ditch finder tyres made in eastern europe making the 125cc engine even less powerful than an african child with malnutrition& TB.These fishtail parka wearing freaks are sniggered at by both members of the public and proper scooterist alike.
The most widely available is the PX which has been around in 1 form or another for about nearly 30 years. However to see one this old is pretty rare as they have either been hacked to bits and turned into cutdowns or a rat bike or at the 1st sign of rust they roll over and pack it in a bit like France in 1940. Surprisingly for a machine made a by an Italian company who made war products it has no high speed reverse gear or even a reverse gear come to think of it. Although the sad twats who put them into vans and drive them to scooter rallies instead of riding them there would probaly appreciate one.
Can normally be found disintergrating in a garage/garden near you
The most widely available is the PX which has been around in 1 form or another for about nearly 30 years. However to see one this old is pretty rare as they have either been hacked to bits and turned into cutdowns or a rat bike or at the 1st sign of rust they roll over and pack it in a bit like France in 1940. Surprisingly for a machine made a by an Italian company who made war products it has no high speed reverse gear or even a reverse gear come to think of it. Although the sad twats who put them into vans and drive them to scooter rallies instead of riding them there would probaly appreciate one.
Can normally be found disintergrating in a garage/garden near you
Hello sailor I ride a gayer's bike a Vespa and like northern soul I wish I had a proper mans scooter a Lambretta
Any one whishing to ride one of these should be shot on the spot at once
Any one whishing to ride one of these should be shot on the spot at once
by Davy MacLean July 16, 2008
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by etc22 June 5, 2010
Get the Sweater-vests mug.1) A vehicle that you will drive, but tell no one that you do
2) Someone that you would fuck, but not tell anyone you did
2) Someone that you would fuck, but not tell anyone you did
by Fraser November 13, 2004
Get the Vespa mug.Song that describes feelings that were felt when a girl and a boy were "seeing each other". But the girl didn't and STILL doesn't feel the way the feelings in the song are conveyed. At all. She loves him. tinyvessels<3
d and d california. My hearts is yours it's you that I hold onto. Still. I should've given you a reason to stay. Tiny vessels is one of his favorite death cab songs.
by Trey See March 21, 2007
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Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.
Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.
by Officer Friendly September 28, 2007
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