Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.
Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.
Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.
Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.
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ON THIER 'DOODOO', CAUSING ONE TO HAVE HORRIBLE DIARHEA, NAUSIA, AND OTHER BIO-INTESTINAL DISCOMFORT. ALSO ENJOYS MAKING RACE-CARS OUT OF HIS OWN FECES. AND ENJOYS EATING A FROG FRIED IN URINE MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS A 'HAITIAN FROG'.
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ON THIER 'DOODOO', CAUSING ONE TO HAVE HORRIBLE DIARHEA, NAUSIA, AND OTHER BIO-INTESTINAL DISCOMFORT. ALSO ENJOYS MAKING RACE-CARS OUT OF HIS OWN FECES. AND ENJOYS EATING A FROG FRIED IN URINE MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS A 'HAITIAN FROG'.
A ZOE POUNDER.
MAN DON'T FUCK WITH THAT GUY, HE'S A VERTIL, AND WILL MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR INTESTINES INTO YOUR OWN MOUTH CAUSING A VICIOUS CYCLE OF RE-DEGESTING YOUR OWN BOWELLS!!!
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