verizontal

Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.

Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.

by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

vertling

A great friend, meme maker, and artist. He makes quality edits and profile pictures on Instagram. Give him a follow @vertling

Cool Boi: did you see vertling’s new post?
Cool Boi 2: yeah it was great 😎😎

by ryan.jk May 28, 2018

verticornicus

An area of anatomy on the human male that surrounds the pee-pee.

If you shave your pubes your verticornicus will likely itch.

by Br3dWinn3r September 13, 2018

vertified

A word used on the game that means you are only going up

That n**ga vertified ong!

by VertifiedVert August 21, 2020

Lil Uzi Vert

Goat

Did you hear lil uzi vert is going back to his 2016 style?!?!

Yeah

by VloneVxf December 13, 2020

Lil' Uzi Vert

A mediocre rapper well known and liked for his song "Just Wanna Rock". He first got famous with SoundCloud.

Lil' Uzi Vert is okay.

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023

Vertil

ONE WHO PERFORMS VOODOO ON OTHER PEOPLE. PARTICULARLY
ON THIER 'DOODOO', CAUSING ONE TO HAVE HORRIBLE DIARHEA, NAUSIA, AND OTHER BIO-INTESTINAL DISCOMFORT. ALSO ENJOYS MAKING RACE-CARS OUT OF HIS OWN FECES. AND ENJOYS EATING A FROG FRIED IN URINE MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS A 'HAITIAN FROG'.
A ZOE POUNDER.

MAN DON'T FUCK WITH THAT GUY, HE'S A VERTIL, AND WILL MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR INTESTINES INTO YOUR OWN MOUTH CAUSING A VICIOUS CYCLE OF RE-DEGESTING YOUR OWN BOWELLS!!!

by KAMAKAZ33 February 11, 2009