Valatous

opportunity to munch dick

A valatous day!

by SuperHonestDefinitions March 4, 2024

Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me

wanna play valorant?
fuck you retigga

by retigga May 1, 2024

Valorant

A 5v5 game with characters called Agents that have unique abilities.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.

"Hey bro, wanna play Valorant?"
"Valorant is greedy"

by sexo fender June 14, 2024

Valorist

Someone who loves helping people without asking for money (noun).

She was a valorist, she always picked up garbage on the street.

by Ranne314 December 19, 2024

Valoristic

A person that helps people without asking for money (adj)

You are so valoristic, you help everyone !

by Ranne314 December 19, 2024

Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7

Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

Valorant

A place where people meows for their online mommies and daddies

His mommy: "let's play valorant today"
I miss her:"meowsw prrr grr meow nya"

by xXGod_Slayer_Gaming_1000Xx January 8, 2025