vaginal applause

The Clap. Otherwise known as gonorrhea.

Shelly: It burns when I pee! I hate fucking vaginal applause.

Tina:...Vaginal applause?

Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.

Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?

by Hgray May 31, 2011

vaginal cactus

A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo

All problems in the world lead back to Austin's moms vaginal cactus.

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

vaginal hubris

Over-confidence or arrogance about one's sexual abilities. See the song "WAP" by Cardi B.

Examples of vaginal hubris:
"Paid my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy"
"Pussy A1 just like his credit"

by anonymous November 27, 2020

vaginal elephantitus

Very large vagina that does not have the normal shape of a regular vagina. May have to be identified by a professional. Someone with Vaginal elephantitus is more susceptible to having a very bad odor and or yeast infections due to the inability to clean the area very well being that its hard to determine where the opening may be as there will be many different crevices.

Vaginal Elephantitus is another name for very large and irregular shaped vagina, with no normal structure, and many crevices that may be mistaken for the vaginal opening. (Most likely will not have internal walls in this vagina)

by thatsjustnastyaf September 10, 2015

vaginal slurp

That sound her pussy makes when you pull out too quick.

"Dude, I was fuckin' her last night and almost came but when I pulled out she had a vaginal slurp and I lost my boner!!"

by Abs jags October 13, 2015

Vaginal Stigmata

period; aunt Flo; monthly visitor

Christina Aguilera had a case of vaginal stigmata at the Etta James funeral

by AthePG February 28, 2012

Vaginal Mound

When a fat ladies vagina like comes off her body, looking somewhat like a hill or mound. This is normally seen in an old fat lady. This is all caused by excess fat around the vagina. It is nasty but funny.

"Woah bro did you see her vagina, it like stuck out!" "Yeah, its called a vaginal mound!"

by 1234cup5678 February 13, 2012