Uncle Festus

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015

Uncle DOOKIE

a man who spends five hours a day at subway eating one footlong, drinking all the free refills he can hold, and taking up to 10 dumps

he ordered one sandwhich and shit out three,uncle dookie strikes again.

I think uncle DOOKIE destroyed the bathroom again

by mr rage lilche November 8, 2009

Uncle Rico-Ing

Looking longingly back to your past glory days in hopes that the constant reminiscing will somehow change the outcome of that fateful day

Quit uncle rico-ing that competition; we didn't place and there's nothing we can do about it now!

by KOGF March 8, 2005

Uncle Wint0rz

An insult used mainly in southern Mississippi; the term originates from an old tale about an Irish man known only as Uncle Wint0rz who raped 17,000 children from the dates of August 2, 1902 to August 7, 1902.

Jack: Dude, did you see that beard Michael is growing?
Andy: I know! He looks like a child molester.
Jack: No, more like an UNCLE WINT0RZ!
Andy: ROFLMAO! Let's go get wasted.
Jack: Fo sho!

by Jackob April 24, 2005

Uncle Ned

Cockney slang for head.

Where's your Uncle Ned?

by xilax August 20, 2010

Uncle Wong

aka Ryan Higa, asian youtuber aspiring for whiteness

"In Ryan Higa's latest video titled 'A World Without Police,'he played train conductor on a one-way trip to Asian bufoonery. This Uncle Wong TRIED to claim that a rise in police brutality and racism are byproducts of Black folks filming and "antagonizing" the police." - The Love Life of an Asian Guy

by Swynford December 11, 2015

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003