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Take me don't wake me

When consenting adult partners agree in advance to allow and prefer their partner to have sex with them while sleeping.
Listen babe, I'm tired and going to bed. If you get in the mood, take me don't wake me.
by KeViN2017ABC123 May 4, 2017
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Take the bullets out of the gun

When a man gets a vasectomy.

Bullets = Sperm.
A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
by spplutchok June 3, 2017
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Take a Wish Foundation

The Take a Wish foundation is where rich people pay lots of money to take a Wish from a less fortunate person and make it their own
My son has a cold but really wants to see
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.
by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019
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take me to the pilot

1. excitedly,aggressively, or quickly take off a partner's clothes and having sex with them.

2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played
Did you want to take me to the pilot tonight?
by SaunderShower May 19, 2020
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Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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take the top off

To make yourself throw up a little when you’ve been drinking. Prematurely to when one might “pull trig”
That pregame hit different. I think I need to just take the top off.
by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020
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Take a Barry

Just a more common way to express the rapid advent of excessive feces that may risk clogging conventional standard sized tubing systems. Is also used to express the process of a natural process getting rid of useless material, likewise to healthy digestion getting rid of useless material.
Damn, I really have to take a Barry now. I hope it doesn't again clog the whole damn toilet like last time man.
by Kribi May 12, 2021
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