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Swissport Tug

The act of a man or woman, Inserting Toblerone into their anus while masterbating.
“I need to call the doctor, Nathan’s on his 4 Swissport tug of the day
by Fordy6969 August 1, 2022
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Swissport Tug

The act of inserting a Toblerone into one’s anus while Masterbating.
“Caught Nathan having Swissport Tug in the airport toilets. Safe to say it’s the last time he’s allowed in duty free”
by TheVanillaDoctor69 August 2, 2022
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Monkey Tug

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.
I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.
by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022
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bucket tug

I took two bucket tugs and then spent twenty mins searching my house for the hat I was wearing.
by Conanundrum667 July 12, 2022
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back tug

Its when your very horny and instead of from the front you get jerked off from the back between the legs under the cheeks.
by BigDaddyDjusnutted November 2, 2022
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Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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Tribute Tug

Rubbing one out in honor of someone that no one would ever masturbate too.
Robert - “At some point in your life someone has masturbated to the thought of you.”

Brian - “I don’t anyone has ever thought of me.”

Dillon - “I got you brah. My next one is a tribute tug for you.”
by Hardcore Hambo April 20, 2023
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