by Brozinga2 July 11, 2020
An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.
I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.
by Cut > uncut May 07, 2024
An uncircumcised penis, or a penis with a foreskin. Men with uncircumcised penises are victim to various reproductive problems, and are linked to reproductive cancers and the spread of disease. People naturally prefer cleaner, healthier circumcised men as a result. As a consequence of this, uncircumcised men develop psychological issues and spread misinformation about circumcised penises, saying circumcised penises are "smaller" or "less sensitive" or "less functional". None of this is true, according to legitimate studies on the subject. Circumcised men are grateful to be preferred worldwide, have better sex, and avoid the reproductive problems that make uncircumcised men such angry, neurotic victims.
I was about to go down on him, but I saw he had an elephant trunk, so I just chose to date my handsome circumcised friend instead.
by Cut > uncut May 07, 2024
Spiking multiple splinters around your shaft while cutting a customized hole into the trunk of a tree (preferably with many splinters inside). This technique consists of inserting the splintered penis into the tree, and then severing your shaft so that it stays inside the tree so that your trunk is apart of the tree trunk.
"Some guy gave me $20 to go trunking with him."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
When two lesbians both wear strap-ons during intercourse, causing them to have anal and vaginal sex at the same time.
"stacy and I were trunking last night, BEST ORGASM EVER!!"
"that's fucking nasty... how do you do it?"
"that's fucking nasty... how do you do it?"
by lesbianzrule November 01, 2023
A celebration or gathering where people huddle around the trunk of a car to eat and drink. Like tailgating without the sports event. A picnic without the blanket.
by Hungry wolf October 07, 2020
Trunking, is the act of backing one’s ass up to another’s and proceeding to take a dump into their ass, usually with a turd on the girthy and lengthy side.
“Oh my gosh, Alan trunked me last night for the first time!”
“Wow Sara! Darryl is the king of trunking, you should try it with Sean!”
“Wow Sara! Darryl is the king of trunking, you should try it with Sean!”
by TheKinkyKitten January 31, 2024