Hero's Trumpet

Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.

typically referring to the anus

IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet

by Zorrocat December 2, 2017

hiney trumpet

What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.

Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!

Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!

by piratefire777 September 19, 2016

Junket Trumpet

Yet another name for an erect penis

My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet

by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011

Trumpet Pussy

The female version of a horn dog. She gets around a lot.

"Bro she's slept with like 12 dudes in the past week"
"Damn she a trumpet pussy"

by Pinkpunkpenguin December 19, 2024

Trumpet

A Trump supporter. Usually used by non-trump supporters, as myself.

Your a trumpet.
Ew she’s a trumpet.
Yuck a trumpet.

by anthonyoop November 2, 2020

skeleton trumpet gif

A GIF of the famous Skeleton Trumpet meme. doot doot

Hermkie: yo look at this cool "skeleton trumpet gif" i found!

by Wordamaker42 January 6, 2024

trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.

Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!

by Camokt June 16, 2016