canadian trumpet 

a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish

Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?

canadian trumpet by Str8offDATteet January 16, 2018

Silver Trumpet 

The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.

This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.

That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow

Silver Trumpet by Seozy January 16, 2018

dented trumpet 

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

dented trumpet by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

serbian trumpet 

When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.

Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.

serbian trumpet by Serbian Native March 3, 2018

slidey trumpet 

Just a trombone

Guy: Hey, that's a nice slidey trumpet you got there

Trumbonist: It's a trombone.

Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!

slidey trumpet by DaRedShatter March 13, 2018

French Trumpet 

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

French Trumpet by Englishtwat88 July 3, 2018

Mega Trumpet 

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

Mega Trumpet by The mega ego August 18, 2018