Tromulating

When you fart, piss, cum at the same time whilst crying.

Oh no, we watched as he was tromulating.

by BigTromulater January 22, 2024

Trombone

The trombones a stupid instrument that has a big slip and slide you move with your arm. Its not fun. Wouldn't recommend.

Person 1: "I play trombone!"

Person 2: "OMG THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER"

by Uhhh name go here or something January 13, 2025

Trompa, troUmpa, trompA

Trompa, troUmpa, trompA

Trompa, troUmpa, trompA

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

trombone sewerslides

A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.

Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.

by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025

Tromophobia

Describes a person who is irrationally afraid of thinking, learning, or processing new information; someone whose first reaction to complexity or facts is panic, denial, or saying something stupid. Marked by a deep fear of being mentally challenged.

“The moment the conversation got smarter than him, he shut down — classic tromophobia.”

by Danny Welbeck December 26, 2025

spicy trombone

When you eat an excessive amount of jalapeños then use the diarrhea as a lubricant all over her body

Joseph: What did you and Latasha do last night?

Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night

by Loser Romney May 1, 2014

meaty trombone

Blowing a hotdog that is sticking out of someone's ass

Stacy was giving Tom a meaty trombone the other day

by Baggenesse March 5, 2015