When you have a literal toaster in your ass.
Or, when you anally pound a bitch, the friction is so intense you warm dat as up.
Or, when you anally pound a bitch, the friction is so intense you warm dat as up.
Sandra: Jimmy offered me an anal toaster, I was so confused I had to try it.
Jimmy: Last night was so crazy, Sandra let me anal toaster dat ass.
Jimmy: Last night was so crazy, Sandra let me anal toaster dat ass.
by Griffdog55 March 18, 2016
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Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.
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Get the zoaster the toaster mug.A word often used to describe someone who likes to masturbate more often than is considered normal or a word that is often used to describe someone who is being, quite simply, a prick.
Neil: Ah, Fred. I see thy has a couple o' packs o' fags on tha' lap.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
OR
Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
OR
Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
by Kenny Cartter June 22, 2008
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Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.
by drash guys June 15, 2009
Get the polish toaster struedel mug.A fan of the 2008 Broadway musical "title of show."
"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.
"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.
"I am such a tosser, I would totally go out with Hunter!"
"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"
"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."
"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"
"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"
"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."
"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"
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