Clean Your Clock

A slang phrase meaning to strike a blow to the face, where someone's face is their 'clock'.

Steve: Wow john, you blew it there.
John: Oh shut up, or I'll clean your clock.

by Super Cru (C-Baller) November 3, 2008

Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

Knock Your Clock

"Knock Your Clock" a saying used around friends for when someone is mad/angry at you. It usually means someone is trying to punch you or start a fight.

RJ: Hey yo Tom, I'll knock your clock if you say that again

Tom: Sorry RJ, it won't happen again.

by Packers2003 May 16, 2017

Italian Alarm Clock

When, to wake someone up, you run and jump into their bed naked and move vigorously.

" Can you wake me up tomorrow" "Sure I'll give you an Italian Alarm Clock

by Suggestive Burrito June 23, 2017

Strawberry Alarm Clock

One of the most underrated mellow psychedelic hippie bands of the 60s. There song "Incense and Peppermints" was their only real hit which is surprising since they made a ton of other great songs like "Tomorrow", "Birds in my Tree", and "Barefoot in Baltimore" (and pretty much every other song on their Incense & Peppermints album)

guy 1: Hey, ever heard of the band Strawberry Alarm Clock?

guy 2: Doesn't ring a bell...

guy 2: You know incense and Peppermints

guy 1: oh. I was always wondering who made that song.

by SweetBrownMushroom January 30, 2010

Thot o' Clock

When all the Thots in the Neighborhood Come Outside to Get Around After A Long Day's Work of Bitchin'

John: Damn, Even fucking Jennifer is outside at Thot o' Clock!
Tumus: What has the world come to? D:

by HideYoKidzLadyz September 9, 2014

Shelby Alarm Clock

Using ones thumb and inserting it into the anus of a sleeping person in order to wake them up for a specific purpose.

Similar to a goose

My girlfriend refused to wake up to go to work, so I gave her a Shelby Alarm Clock.

by Mongosan February 19, 2011