"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009
Get the crack an eggmug. A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
by DPdestruction March 18, 2019
Get the blackjack in the crackmug. John: God, Tina's looking incredible today.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.
John: Damn right.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.
John: Damn right.
by ahmedofahmedovs June 30, 2022
Get the cracking wrackmug. by Redcloudstrife May 22, 2016
Get the Crack bitchmug. The pattern of tooth decay that comes from smoking crack, typically on the front and canine teeth worse because of the way the pipe fits in your mouth.
Look at that crackhead's grill!
Damn, his teeth have a serious case of crack rot! Your grandma has more teeth than that!
Damn, his teeth have a serious case of crack rot! Your grandma has more teeth than that!
by wilsr1 August 6, 2010
Get the crack rotmug. -We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack
by qumay July 23, 2016
Get the Crack antsmug. That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.
by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017
Get the crack hackmug.