Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.

don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

Woofer tickets

Tickets to the latest concert.

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?

by Greg "Gmoney" Gonzalez May 6, 2025

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

walking ticket

You one of them ones.

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.

by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024

Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021

Idiot tickets

Lottery tickets.

A person must be an idiot to buy lottery tickets.

Hey Joe, did you win on any of those idiot tickets?

by Idiot ticket buyer February 19, 2026

Idiot tickets

Lottery tickets.

A person must be an idiot to buy lottery tickets.

Hey Joe, did you win on any of those idiot tickets?

by Idiot ticket buyer February 19, 2026