When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.
I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.
by Books January 16, 2015
by OL_Sloth92 December 05, 2019
when writing (normally in a book) or a film/movie has the reader/audience surprised by an action or a fact
by BALOPER February 05, 2021
by BigBoiE21 May 21, 2021
A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"
"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"
by Wurzzag September 03, 2021
A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023
A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008