Lettuce

Someone who isn’t very good at football.

Player 1: “what’s Val like at football?”
Player 2: “He’s a Lettuce, mate.”

by JonJon24 January 23, 2024

Lettuce

Lettuce

Lettuce

by DieselDeletus December 15, 2022

Lettuce

Someone with the personality of a lettuce and about as much fun

Fuckin lettuce

by Tattiemasher August 31, 2019

Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other

John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other

by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017

Lettuce

A crunchy toy for all the vegans and vegetable enthusiasts out there.

Oh my god I can’t wait to go home to play with my lettuce

by lettuce_enthusiast November 27, 2018

Lettuce

A fucking sick hair style that involves flow of hair in the rear area of the head typically niped by puck players

Bud ur lettuce is sick shit

by Lettucebuet1 March 10, 2016

Lettuce

A person who is a bit of a restated

Corr Amelia you’re such a lettuce

by Finn2232 March 10, 2018