Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!

guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.

by palindrome216 July 6, 2011

coffee dunk

when you dip your penis into iced coffee, and then get a blowjob.

this iced coffee is so good i could coffee dunk you

by woohoo your boo July 5, 2021

coffee money

A small amount of money given to an often homeless software engineer so that they can sit at a cafe and write open source software.

I can't pay you what you're worth, but I have some coffee money for the code you have.

by codes4coffee November 23, 2019

Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.

I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand

by Mustard(LOL because its joke) August 2, 2017

Chris coffee

A ginger piece of shit that everyone hates and looks like Ed Sheehan.

Wow that kid is a fucking loser , he’s such a chris coffee

by Squiddick January 3, 2019

Shit Coffee

Another name for Kopi Luwak

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014