Brandon

Brandon is the best friend you can ever ask for. Heś sweet and caring ans even if he can get on ur nerves a lot he always knowa how to make me smile. He never thinks he will find anyone in life but know one day he will. Brandon will do anything to make you happy. He was a wonderful smile.

I wish I never stopped talking to my bestie brandon in high school

Brandon is the best

by Autumn17 July 7, 2021

Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.

by bmjmb June 7, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.

Brandon loves stealing turds

by Yodaddy6602 December 7, 2019

Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.

Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine

by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018

Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)

Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD

by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018

Brandon

Someone with an incredibly small penis

Person 1: would you date brad?
Person 2: I would, but I heard he’s a bit of a Brandon.

by BigBoyGamer March 5, 2020