whale houdini

The act of completing a houdini while having sex with a fat girl.

My friends would have made fun of me for having sex with her so I pulled a whale houdini and jizzed in her face. Now my friends make fun of her

by floridalion May 12, 2014

Mr Whale

A fucking chad whale on gamejolt

! Whois mr whale

by Joshua-1223-5 August 31, 2023

Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by anonymous January 15, 2022

Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner

Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled

by Harpoon#1 July 5, 2018

Arctic Whaling

When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis

My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved

by schmebalydook August 12, 2019

Prairie Whale

A fat woman at Country Thunder, Saskatchewan

"Look at that fat chick" "that's a prairie whale right there"

by Teibergn July 16, 2023

Rusty whale

When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.

Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!

by Moby D. February 19, 2021