Chicken Bacon Ranch

Your hip neighbors backyard

The Littles got ponies to ride and heard those chickens and truffle hunting hogs all over this lil chicken bacon ranch..

by Grey T September 30, 2023

kool like ranch

Something u say when u don't care what a person is talking about

Jim we won our game! DJ said ,"kool like ranch"

by Dasice September 23, 2017

Spicy Ranch Doughnut

The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.

During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"

by anonymous May 30, 2024

ranch-hand

A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.

(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)

Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.

by PresidentMarena August 9, 2021

Ranch Immersion

Immersing oneself in ranch at one's own pace

"I have to get into this bathtub and do ranch immersion."

by itchboy February 26, 2023

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021

dump the ranch

Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.

Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.

Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?

by HexMaster June 27, 2008