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dead mall

An enclosed or open-air shopping center with a high vacancy rate, most likely completely shut down. If not shut down, the mall's main anchors must be hanging on for dear life. Dead malls are usually torn down to make way for a lifestyle center.
Brenda: "Hey Harold, the Urbantown Center mall's main anchors just shut down! I wonder what'll happen now since its a dead mall!"

Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."
by zRxvr March 27, 2022
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Providence Place Mall

A mall located in Providence Rhode Island where there is at least one death a month and three stabbing a a week. They aren’t classy enough for guns. White toddlers try to join gangs by stealing toys from the build a bear workshop and contemplate jumping off the balcony to avoid the don’t give a shit security. You can often find the escalators not working and a man charging $50 to clean the bottom of your shoes.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that stabbing at the providence place mall?

Person 2: No but I’m not surprised.
by PandaEdge November 1, 2021
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Coconut Mall

Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy
This shit is not hard at all like they said. This is a coconut mall.
by Guibif September 20, 2021
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Mall supervision

Something the people born in the 80's having the rules/laws made never had to go through, and a double standard they would never tell anybody about.
People born in the 80's didn't have mall supervision going to a mall at any time of the day, including at night. They didn't have to have another adult or even another person to be with them, even if they weren't working (going to a movie or shopping). Teenagers seem willing to put up with a lot more bullshit these days than they were back in the early 2000's, they do just about anything that anybody tells them to because they seem to think it's right to be obedient under any circumstances, even if what the people making rules/laws is doing is wrong.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
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Mall Raiders

Teenagers who are constantly camping the mall just to do “smash or passes”, “interviews ”, fake youtube videos, or just there to get girls numbers.
Wanna go to the mall?”
“Yeah as long as theres no mall raiders there.”
by nigganutts February 19, 2022
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vaal mall

A mall in Joburg. Not around Free State, South Africa
I’ll be walking with you Vaal mall. Holding you with my little finger, the small one, the last one
by KabzaDeGroot May 17, 2021
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malling

I'm going malling tomorrow
by Kel1093 August 9, 2021
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