muff coaster

You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.

Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.

by Hot for Histo October 29, 2011

Muff Stuffing

Cock blocking, but done to a female. The female version of being cock blocked

1.) "Gladys you totally muff stuffed me on the shuffle board court earlier"
2.) "Stop muff stuffing me Becky!"
3.) "Yo watch this, I'm totally going to muff stuff this chick"

by MuffStuffcreator69 April 27, 2021

muff melt

a slang term for female ejaculate

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"

by Thunda J June 25, 2008

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing, apparently.

You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!

by ff9001 October 14, 2010

muff horn

a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.

Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!

by Bob H January 15, 2007

muff hair

a person who has their hair like pubes on a cunt (muff)

my nana has muff hair
people in morrisons have muff hair

by chappersloveshall May 02, 2008

hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.

"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."

by ricksoutheast82 March 26, 2007