Xander Hall

A god like black kid who is a resident of Blue Springs, MO. He frequently wears shades and will jump you at any moment using a pencil or a eraser hanging on the end of a nuse. He make cocktails and frequently will end up mixing the wrong things into his drinks. Like the black god he is Xander Hall likes to make memes to help deal with his depression (His shades hides the fact that hes slowly losing his sanity). Be on the look out for his dad. "Have you seen my Dad?"

Merdy Mop#1- Hey you got the pods i bought?
Merdy Mop#2- Yea my nigga, lemme get one out
Xander Hall- YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA!!!
Merdy Mop#1- Oh shit!
Merdy Mop#2- Run my nigga! Run!
Xander Hall- I'm not even using 10% of my power.
*continues to beat with handmade whip

by BlackJesusHimself February 13, 2019

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Penguin Hall

all girls school where they take your money and don{t give it back, where your day is full of time to absolutly nothing and yet you pay $100 for it! teachers doing there jobs is a rare occurance here. want to actually learn???????LEARNING WOAH... not something we do here. We sit, and watch the walls while having our parents scoff up big cash for absoulty no reason. the school that was advertised is a dreamboat and a fantasy compared to the reality of the school..

oh so you go to penguin hall??
penguin hall??? whats that??
ohh so your not straight
PENGUIN HALL??? EW ISNT THAT ALL GIRLS

by stankydishwashersoap January 6, 2020

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Dan hall

Could fit a Samsung fridge in his mouth. Arms like strawberry laces. Thinks he’s someboy but you could join the spots together on his face like a McDonald’s dot to dot and his girlfriend looks like nanny mcphee.

“Wew is that dan hall and his skanky girlfriend”

“Yeah he’s quite a tard”

by Hahajejs July 23, 2022

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