flopping the dolphin

To jerk off. Like beating the meat.

chick 1: Why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: He was flopping the dolphin.

by lala January 4, 2004

big flop

A very small penis. Under 3 inches. See wretchy.

I pull down my big flop. (small dick)

by Webster August 13, 2003

Flip Flop

A horrible uncomfortable "shoe"

This Flip Flop sucks!

by Really Angry Person June 18, 2019

Flop dick

A term to describe someone who chooses not do something, without reason.

Bro we're almost to the party you can't flop dick on me now!

by CommiCopter September 17, 2012

Schmekel Flop

The sensation felt in the genital area by males when driving over rolling hills quickly.

While driving through the Appalachian Mountains we giggled about the strange feeling in our abdomen. Then my father said, "Here come more schmekel flops."

by theL1 November 2, 2009

brit flop

A well meaning comeback performance destined to become a miserable failure, a flop, done by someone who used to be on top of their thing but is now failing. Refers to Britney Spears failure at the MTV Video Awards, 9/2007

She needs to rest and review her material before coming out with a new performance. She is in serious danger of doing a brit flop.

by Bertram49 September 23, 2007

Flip Flop

A Cultured child’s worst fear

“DONT MAKE ME GET THE FLIP FLOP OUT” - Ethnic mother

by Offsetonset March 14, 2018