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Caleb's Mom

A whale-like creature that can only understand mooing sounds. You will find a 18 year old boy still attached to Caleb's Mom's umbilical cord. You will also find a bible ten feet up her ass. This creature lives in Pennsylvania. Watch out!
"That bitch... She's such a Caleb's Mom"
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caleb garza

A name given to a very attractive, sweet, caring, and lovable guy with Sexy abs, strong biceps, Also has a great booty! Definitely an amazing piece of eye candy! Most likely an awesome kisser! Girls drool over him. One of the guys that would give anything up for his girlfriend. Makes the perfect boyfriend. Very protective of his mom and female friends. Probably friends with more girls than guys. Sensitive emotions. Bold hearted. More than likely plays football and likes basketball. He's very smart but not good in school. Enjoys going to the gym and hanging out with friends. If you get him never let him go.
by Ciddo*~*Ciddatrii April 28, 2014
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Caleb Decker

Homosexual male that dances around with turds on his head and steals baby dicks from infant brain cancer hospitals.
Caleb Decker: I kidnap baby dicks and drink joose joose mane
Interviewer: Please leave.
by Linglingdonglebongle June 5, 2023
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Caleb Shih

A fucking {loser}. One of the shortest people ever. Someone who is indecisive as hell. Has one of the tiniest penises ever.
I just talked to this guy. He is such a Caleb Shih.
by hotdogguy December 25, 2018
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