band practice

An expression often used to get out of an awkward situation.

This is particularly popular the morning after a one night stand. Either to make your excuses to leave or to hint that the other party should be on their way.

I've gotta go, I have band practice.

I'd can't go out tonight. I've got band practice.

Last night was great, the boys are coming over soon for band practice.

by poiuytoo July 10, 2011

band practice

practice for band members that involves learning how to play and march better. these practices are to prepare band members for performances, concerts, and competitions.

I have band practice after school on Monday's, Tuesday's, and Thursday's from 3:30 - 6:00 PM.

by stillAflute_iWillBe4ever October 3, 2006

Poser bands

Bands that try to be "punk" or "heavy metal"

Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Sum 41, Avril Lavigne, etc.

by Nicole April 17, 2004

Band kids

Bunch of nerds, geeks, dumbasses, and dumb bitches that love memes and each other.

Susie- I'm so sad for the band kids, they get no love from the school, it's just pitiful.
Band kids- didn't expect to be attacked, but ok.

by Florence Ikitten November 1, 2019

Jizz Band

Term used when talking about Jazz Band.
Saying Jazz Band is awesome and makes people jizz themselves.
Term originated by Kodi Low.

"Dude i just got back from Jizz Band. I need a clean pair of pants."

by Kreg Keagy November 13, 2007

boy band

An outmoded commodity, popular among the steaming shitpiles of the clueless, brainless,post-orwellian masses in the late 1990s amd early 2000s, that was prefabricated by AR types to fit a narrow set of criteria (ability to look attractive, ability to dance....I think that's it).

The boy band danced on the corspes of the remaining boy bands.

by Sheailee March 7, 2007

on the band shortbus

Like the more well-known saying, "to be on the bandwagon", but it is used when one likes a band before they become cool.

Steve: "I see a lot of little kids like Green Day these days."
Mark: "Yeah, they're all jumping on the Green Day bandwagon now. But us two, we were on the band shortbus. We got "39/Smooth" when it first came out."

by Regina Misanthropia August 2, 2009